Miliband to offer Kingdom of Northumbria to Salmond

Ed Miliband is to give the ancient Kingdom of Northumbria to Scotland in exchange for the SNP’s support in the event of a hung parliament, it has emerged. With official campaigning for the General Election starting today, both the Labour and Conservatives parties are aware that a likely hung parliament will require them to make…

Scotland to be empty by Sunday

So many people and businesses have pledged to leave Scotland in the event of a vote in favour of independence that its population will fall to minus 1.3 million by Sunday. The only business remaining will be a pound shop in Arbroath and even that will eventually close amid confusion over whether the shop can…