The Sun has said he’ll ‘knock out’ the Moon if he moves in front of him again. As tensions mounted between the pair following the eclipse, some compared the argument to David versus Goliath. Speaking to reporters after this morning’s partial eclipse over the British Isles, the Sun said, “He is a cocky little shit.…
A highly successful, privately educated posh person from London is struggling to explain why he and many of his contemporaries are highly successful after being given an award for playing some scientist bloke. “He just can’t understand it”, said a friend of the Eton educated, Cambridge graduate. The friend continued, “It’s really weird at the…
A scientist responsible for buying the batteries for the Philae comet lander has admitted he bought the wrong ones ‘because they were on offer’. Scientists running the project fear that the battery power of the comet lander will run out shortly. After a number of different theories emerged as to why the battery power wasn’t lasting as…
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