In a desperate plea to stop more MPs and members defecting to UKIP, David Cameron is to round off the Tory conference in Birmingham by declaring that the Conservative Party is the natural home for people with a fetish for Euro scepticism and dodgy views about people from Africa. In a rousing finale to three days…
The government are to launch a £100million scheme aimed at dealing with antisocial and other negative behaviour by posh people. The move follows increasing concern among the public who say that they have had enough of posh people treating them like dirt, thinking greed is good, not paying their taxes and getting drunk and smashing…
A government insider has said that the Prime Minister is increasingly determined to annoy all sides over the ongoing debate about devolution. After duping the Scottish people into voting against independence in last week’s referendum, the Prime Minster was then quick to lay a trap for Tory backbenchers demanding that England should be granted the…
Ed Miliband’s friend Gareth, who the Labour leader referred to repeatedly during his party conference speech, has said he feels under too much pressure. Speaking in public for the first time, Gareth said he wanted Ed Miliband to widen his social circle so that he could also hear about the experiences of other people. “I’m…
Ed Miliband will promise the British people that he’ll stick with the current government’s plans to make people miserable, if elected next May. The Labour leader will set out the plans in his speech at the Labour Party conference in Manchester today. The commitment will ‘lock in’ the current government’s policy of making the life…
The Labour Party is going to ‘try and win’ the next General Election it has emerged. On the eve of the Labour Party conference in Manchester, party leaders are to bring to an end months of speculation about whether Ed Miliband and his colleagues could be bothered or not. A Party insider said, “There’s been…
The Labour Party has today rediscovered a large part of the country it had long forgotten: The North of England. The news came as shadow cabinet members boarded trains at London’s Euston Station, a station hitherto unknown to the party leadership. Ed Miliband and colleagues are heading to a city called Manchester for their annual party…
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Politicians have sought reassurances that the North of England will continue to be marginalised and generally forgotten about, regardless of the result of the Scottish Referendum on 18th September. It comes amid concerns that independence for Scotland or at the very least, the devolution of more powers to Edinburgh could result in…
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The North of England is repeatedly trying to woo Scotland it has been reported. With Scotland due to make a decision on whether to stay with London or go it alone as a singleton, the North of England has sent numerous texts, left voicemails, sent Facebook messages and written letters, all…
Music fans in England have expressed their relief that they won’t need to spend Friday panic buying the remaining stock of Scottish CDs by the likes of Biffy Clyro following the No vote in the Scottish Independence Referendum. There had been widespread concerns that the ensuing economic chaos following a Yes vote would trigger a…
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