David Cameron’s increasing feeble excuses for not signing up to televised leaders’ debates ahead of the General Election in May took a new twist today as he said he wasn’t going to take part unless his childhood nanny came with him. Whilst Labour, the Lib Dems and UKIP are all up for the debates, with…
Perfectly fit and healthy people without any health complaints or ailments are turning up at A&E units up and down the country and starting impromptu raves it has emerged. As the craze for spending evenings down at A&E intensifies many took to Twitter and Facebook to let their friends know that A&E departments are ‘where…
Lower league football club Accrington Stanley are to sell commemorative tickets for an imaginary Beatles tickets after the successful sale of tickets for an FA Cup third round home game against Manchester United that never happened. The Beatles reunion was to be held at Accrington Stanley’s Crown Ground in 2006 before it emerged two of…
The early launch by the main political parties of their General Election campaigns means that any campaigning is likely to finish in March, around two months ahead of the actual election. With the Tories releasing their ‘road to nowhere’ poster last week and Ed Miliband making a speech about something or other today, the General…
Railway bosses have admitted that they don’t like the general public travelling on their trains and that’s why they keep increasing ticket costs. The news emerged after research showed that fares had risen by 20% since 2010 – considerably higher than wages and inflation. Speaking off the record a railway boss said, “Why won’t people…
Only one person in the whole of the UK hasn’t broken their New Year’s resolution it has emerged. Just two days into the New Year, scores of people have not bothered going to the gym despite promising themselves that they’d go every day in January, others have got blind drunk despite telling everyone 2015 was…
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