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There has been widespread dismay and surprise at Team GB’s failure to qualify for the Commonwealth Games taking place in Glasgow, Scotland. Hopes had been high among sports fans that Team GB would repeat the success they achieved at London 2012. Londoner Ron Potts said, “This has fucked me right off.…
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Wales and Northern Ireland are making plans to nip out on Thursday night and not come back. With the shouting match between Scotland and London likely to reach a crescendo as Scots go to the polls on Thursday, other parts of the UK are planning to get away from it all.…
Over 90% of the discounted Black Friday items bought today will be broken by the time people get home research has found. With people tussling over the items as they try and take them off the shelves, using them as battering rams so they can get to the tills and then engaging in a lengthy…
Doing things which result in other people pretending they are really angry is now considered worse morally than actually doing things that genuinely anger people, a think tank report had confirmed. The report, by think tank Thinkers, judged the reaction to things like tweeting a picture of a house with things like imposing benefit sanctions…
Support for Labour’s proposed ‘Mansion Tax’ has rocketed to record levels after an annoying Hollywood star said the policy would put her off moving to the UK. Speaking about the domestic politics of a country she doesn’t live in and has very little to do with, Angelina Jolie said that a tax on properties worth…
A second shadow cabinet minister is on the brink of resigning after he looked at a working class person funny, it has emerged. The as yet unnamed senior Labour politician is thought to be considering his position after a man in Colchester told a national newspaper that he was upset by the way the politician…
Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels have made a rare joint statement from beyond the grave aimed at addressing those people who consistently describe Ed Miliband as a far-left Marxist. Miliband or ‘Red Ed’ as some parts of the press have dubbed him, has repeatedly been described as the most left-wing person to have ever lived…
Just days after Myleene Klass became the darling of the right by talking rubbish, concerns are growing that the sometime bikini wearer is keeping family members in the garage. Myleene shouted nonsense at Ed Miliband live on TV at the beginning of week. She suggested that £2million was only enough to buy a garage in…
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H from the pop group Steps is next in line to outwit Labour leader Ed Miliband, TV executives have revealed. After former Hear’Say singer Myleene Klass made Ed Miliband look like he’d never had a political debate before in his life, makers of cheap TV shows want to launch a new…
H from the pop group Steps is next in line to outwit Labour leader Ed Miliband, TV executives have revealed. After former Hear’Say singer Myleene Klass made Ed Miliband look like he’d never had a political debate before in his life, makers of cheap TV shows want to launch a new series involving important political…
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